Okay, maybe its me. Am I too critical of my friends? Consider the following situation and give me your opinion. When A lived down the street, we saw each other all the time. Then, a year ago, she moved to Lapeer and I spoke to her exactly ONCE. And, yes, I was the one who called her. Then, a couple of days ago, I received a GROUP email informing me that:
Robert and I are now homeowners!
Our new address is:
Blah Blah Blah
REDFORD, Mi
Hope everyone is well.
Ok, I have two questions-
First of all, I have not spoken to you in a year. Why bother putting me on your stupid ass group email?
Secondly, why would anyone move to Redford?????
Okay. I know what you are thinking: the telephone works both ways, you could call her! Well, this is the second time she has moved away and abruptly dropped me. The first was when she moved to RI. Then she tracked me down the minute she moved back. This, coupled with the fact that we only ever hung out on her terms leads me to believe that she has some sort of weirdly avoidant personality.
Oh, well. The girl was a first class complainer. She was miserable in RI, miserable in Royal Oak, and will no doubt be miserable in Redford. Mr. Lolly and I did not call her the Bitter Buddhist for nothing.
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