I never buy women's magazines (by which I mean rags like Glamour, Jane, Cosmopolitan, etc.) and I never read them-unless I am at the gym. However, there is one magazine that I regularly purchase for the sole purpose of reading while I work out:
US Magazine.
This must be quite an aberration in my character, because friends are flabbergasted when I mention my love of celebrity gossip. "But you guys don't even have a TV!" they exclaim. (Actually, we do have a TV, but we only use it for watching DVDs.) What am I supposed to read while I am on the elliptical- the Norton Anthology of American Literature? Anyway, just because I've never seen Desperate Housewives doesn't mean I am not interested in the size of Eva Longoria's waist (24 inches, for all you aspiring anorexics out there. ) Sure,Kenny Chesney is just some hayseed to me, but can you believe that his marriage to Renee Zellwegger was over so quickly??? I don't know any Brittney Spears' songs either, and yet I am fascinated by this thing with her and Kevin Federline.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!! In the words of Julianna Marguiles, "don't eat too much, but eat everything you want!"
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You have to do something out of character for yourself from time to time. It makes people more interesting when they are unpredictable, don't you think?
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